Carla's Stream of Conciousness

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baby:m....m...m
mom:mama? ma? mommy?
baby:m...m...
baby:m..mY ANACONDA DONT

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via floydlawtons)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via vodkacupcakes)